I had a great idea today … at least I think it’s great. We can all admit Ken Block is “cool” because he has a bunch of money (not really). So to show the world how cool I am I want to make my own sport too. It’s going to be called Gymkhana Snow.0 (btw, he didn’t make this word up, it’s the term for strategic horse racing … he drives a car … just saying). It’s going to be auto cross for the winter, we shall call it rally cross. I am hopefully going to set up cones in my church parking lot, ware house parking lot, public roads, whatever I can use without getting any tickets.My buddy Tim and I are going to treat it like a rally even and auto cross event all at the same time. We have to drive it Gymkhana style though doing pointless drifts, shooting at each other with nerf guns, donuts, eat donuts, drive with our doors open, … God really only knows at this point.
This is going to be the next You Tube craze, just watch.
Man I am cool!